Alyssa's Secret: The ReBOOT
A Happy, Healthy Day
Season 1, Episode 1 • TV-14, 26-Apr-2023
What is Alyssa’s Secret to a happy, healthy day? The devil is a lie - and they're trying you, bitch! Alyssa is back, back, back, back - back again to tell you to not take any tox-sissy from anyone... oh, and keep away from BEASTS!
Up Next in Season 1
Dating & Fornicating
What is the secret to dating and fornicating? This week, Alyssa dives headfirst into how to find a mate. She spits truths on the rise of open relationships, how to make the first move, and even hooking up in drag. But don't get too excited - Alyssa is taken!
Keeping Your Cool
What is the secret to not losing your sh*t and letting things get under your skin? The more mature Alyssa becomes, the less patient she is. Don't be a Karen. Sit your ass down and shut the hell up.
What is Alyssa's Secret to her magic mouth (Insert, tongue pop)? Foolishness and buffoonery best describe this week's episode, where we put that famous tongue to a taste test.