The British are coming! Actually...wait, no, they're already here. John Polly's recapping Series 1, Episode 1 of RuPaul's Drag Race UK - get your tuppence ready!

Episode two is HERE, gov'nah! John Polly's recapping Series 1, Episode 2 of RuPaul's Drag Race UK - get your tuppence ready!

Bring it to the hodge podge! John Polly takes us through his top moments of episode 3 of Drag Race UK, and tells us which queen gets the boot!

The ladies played Snatch Game, govnah! John Polly’s recapping Series 1, Episode 4 of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK. Thanks, syphilis!

John Polly is back, back, back again to recap RuPaul’s Drag Race UK’s Girl Group Challenge! This week, he’s recapping the highs and lows of Filth Harmony and the Frock Destroyers!

Get your slickers and wellies, lads, because John’s here to recap episode 6, where the queens try to sell themselves - er, their bottled water.

It’s time to recap the mummy (and sissy) makeover episode - we better see a drag family resemblance. John Polly recaps Series 1 Episode 7 of RuPaul’s Drag Race UK!

To, to, to, to the crown! John recaps the dancing, lip-syncing finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK, and we’re over the moon about it!